cuntakinte:

when ya moms on the phone with a relative and hands you the phone to talk to them 

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

thatdumbkidpipes:

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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look at him

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hes like a little baby boy

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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Me? well i would describe myself firstly as “memelicious”

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……