when ya moms on the phone with a relative and hands you the phone to talk to them
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth
look at him
hes like a little baby boy
me: mom im hungry
mom: eat a fruit
how do u mute ur parents
actually doing what they tell you to do
thank u 2young2care-yolo
hey mom can you help me roll this blunt